Bunny Boiler........

So it's been a while since I last blogged...and I have been getting inquires....so here is the latest...and i assure you..never a dull moment in my life i tell you.....

So let's just get down to it and discuss the "falling boy incident night"...now i left it last as Mini had found him for me on the myspace...yah well leave it to Brooke to botch this one up........so i think we all know that my fav time of day is when i first wake up and i am enjoying my ghetto 7 Eleven coffee in bed in the mornings...unfortunately this is the time of the day that tends to get me in trouble the most...i mean i work RETAIL for christs' sake...and so I relish the early mornings to my lonesome and not having to talk to anyone....however I am also quite witty at this hour as well..........yah you know what i am going to say.....so I start "messaging" with Seanie Poo Poo as we will call him during some of these early morning...now of course my messages run along the lines of "Hey I lost my virginity, could you check for me?"............So its funny right?? Well apparently he thinks so..bc he is responding to my messages etc....and i'll hand it to him..his messages are funny too....

So I take it further upon myself and give the boy my number...now anyone who knows me well enough...knows this is a HUGE deal...dear god shrinkie would be so proud of me......sooooooooooooo what should happen the VERY NEXT DAY??? OH I DONT KNOW...i was at the gym..which FYI I have bee n going to everday damn for the past year and never once seen him...when low and behold who should i see?? SEANIE POO POO IN THE FLESH....now people this has got to be my worst nightmare...i mean wtf...where and when did this boy start frequenting La Jolla....so I freeze literally and my mouth drops....i gasp as he is looking at tme....and i wave...dumb freaking wave..but honestly it took all my willpower not to look and exit the gym...so i get on my machine and stare straight ahead...i will NOT turn around....no matter what...and no matter what i wont get off the machine....so naturally he leaves and gives me the "wave and smirk" which i had so eloquently given him on my way in......i wait two minutes till I'm "safe" and pick up my stuff and call Mini as I think I am legit having some sort of anxiety attack here...she'll understand..as this quite possibly is one of my worst nightmares......like what was i supposed to do? hop on the treadmill next to him??...no way...i mean the last time i saw this kid i was on the floor of a dance club on my a**....and i had been sending inappropiate messages for the past two weeks to him...what do i say? yah hi?? NO WAY!!!!!!

So where does that leave me? Oh i dunno know...lets go with an early start to my saturday morning when i think i will message him something along the lines of "Cat got your tongue? Since when do you start working out in La Jolla?" ....NOT A BIG DEAL...i mean i waited two days since the 'gym run-i' till what happens next??

In classic Brooke form...i come home ( alone of course ) on saturday night...and hop onto the myspace and send him "UGH i knew you couldnt call me .... sers UGH"....this is bad...i mean who in their right mind does this at 2:34 a.m.??? I am legit such a loser.....and he responds all right on Wedesday night...when of course I would have to be at Mini's house when i got the message....."are you a bunny boiler?" i am like "you guys what is a bunny boiler?" ...well lets just say Urban Dictionary provides a great definition.....but think Fatal Attraction...omg this is embarrassing......

BUT EVEN MORE EMBARASSING WHEN I SAW HIM AGAIN tonight at the gym...i dont know whose eyes were glued closer to the floor..his or mine......
So i will leave you with a definition courtesy of Urban dictionary.com on "bunny boiler"....

n. a woman who follows or observes her mark persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement (stress derangement). A bunny boiler's mark is a man that she has had sex with maybe one time, usually this man is hard working and strives to succeed profesionally and in life. A bunny boiler's plan consists of plan A and plan B.