Mini's Bday Fiasco

Of course you will all love this one...so i left the last blog with the nice old message from Seanie Poo Poo about the bunny boiler...and no i did NOT respond....i mean all i wanted to do at this point was go on my much needed vacay to wash dc...i needed out of sd asap!!....sooooo i take the once again mis-routed flight to my sisters' the next day.....i turn off my phone like a normal human...when what should i wake up to the next day??
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I don't know a text from Kim T...who is Kim T you ask?? Well Kim T. is one of my employees' who in a former life i would be good friends with...i refer her to as "mean girls"...bc well she is mean...she is one of those girls who is pretty enough to just be mean...simply put...well the text says "sorry"...THEN i have another text from Mini asking if i talked to Kim T...then i check the VM...what i can conjure from her drunken message is something like this "seanie poo.....plum crazy..took care of bunny boiler situation"...i am like "omg what happened??" so i call her sorry a** at 9 am and wake her up....I am utterly confused at this point...bc Kim and Sean don't even know each other..so what happened? ohhhhh something along the lines of she was out at a bar and recognized seanie poo ( ONLY FROM ME PYSCHO SHOWING HER HIS PAGE ) and Kim T. walked up to him and said "do you like to boil bunnies?" now seanie never having met her said "that is so funny, i just used bunny boiler in an email this week to someone...." kim : "Um yah i know...i'm friends with Brooke..." now obvi an awkward convo ensues....so then i check the handy ole' myspace and i have a message from Mr. Sean apologizing for "offending me, thinking i would think the obscure reference was funny"...um yah sean not so much...what is funny about being referred to as a Sharon Stone pyscho from Fatal Attraction?? UGHHHHHHHHH I mean ONLY I would have a friend walk up to sean and do this...as if i dont appear pyscho enough...but from what I was able to gather from both of them, neither of them liked one another...and as Kim T stated " I only knew it was Sean from his eyebrows....he NEEDS to get them waxed...I mean hello?"
So three weeks pass and as i refuse to go to the gym from 5-7 anymore...no word from Sean...so I bite the big one and invite him out for Mini Me's bday this past Friday...now obvi this is going to be a blackout night sure to be fun....AND i will be going out with Kim T. too.....so Seanie Poo responds "thanks for the invite maybe i'll stop by"....um yahhhhhhhhhhhh.........so what do i do right before going out on Friday?? oh I dont know..i deciede to chop my hair...it's time to be crazy people......so somehow on the day of Mini's birth I find myself alone with Kim T. making fun of people at the previously mentioned bar....we decide at 12:30 to go find Mini Me who has wandered into a different random bar at this point...i mean Mini was incoherent at like 11 so the fact that she is still out is a miracle in itself.....so we get in...find Mini me...on the floor...no literally she was on the floor....and refused to get up...Kim and I don't care...let her sit...when Kim says "Um Brooke, Seanie Poo is right behind me......" i am like "what?!!!!!!!!" now mind you i was already ten drinks in..so i do what any awkward situation calls for..take 2 more shots...i do the shots and ponce right on over to seanie poo and say "sooooooooooo are we going to boil some bunnies tonight?" now at this point, i dont know who is more embarrassed...sean or me..I mean not only did i invite him out for the night and he didn't show...NOW i run into him at a random bar...this is good stuff people....it's this type of crap that makes me laugh everyday......we continue to talk....with Kim T. walking by with her hands literally over her face...i think she thinks that sean won't be able to seee her if she covers her face...um yah i dont know either....so then he asks me how i figured out what a bunny boiler was....i fill him in on Urban Dictionary's' handy definition.....then i take it one step further and proceed to tell him how the irony is , "I am a bunny boiler..." and tell him about the "investigative research" i've done on him from a mutual high school friend..um yah this is akward...and the two girls' he was with behind him aren't helping the situation...so i say "um seanie poo ( yes people i guess i call him that to his face now too ) those girls are giving me dirty looks....." and he responds "well that is because i'm talking to you" me : "Sean please don't be that full of yourself...." so i claim having to go the bathroom...find Kim T. and Mini....Kim at this point is pleading to leave to find the hot-dog stand..and Mary isn't speaking English...when who should i see next??? Ohhhhhhhh i don't know...lets go with the 23 year olds' roomate...i see him and scream "take me to ______________ " so i go back on the dance floor find the 23 year old who i haven't seen/spoken to since August...hug him.....tell him " I love you ( yes i said these words ) but I am going to go before I make this any more akward....." dont really remember any more details..but he sees Mini Me and says "i'm glad some things haven't changed.." ummmmmmmmm yah.....THEN i deciede I'm not done with Seanie Poo...so like the psycho I am...I go BACK up to him...continue to have a conversation with him....remember virtually nothing...except it was very awkward and then i leave....without failing to tell him he will never see me again bc i will never go to the gym from 5-7 again...yes i remember telling him that....OMG i am psycho.....oh wait I do the typical Brooke thing...take off my six inch heels...and run a block home...walk a block home...run a block home..walk a block home...but not to worry, just for good measure I was able to figure out PF's phone number and call him once on the way...but that's progress right? i only called him once.....
and they say San Diego has a population of 1.3 million people.....how in the world does this happen to me??