There's no "ho" in holiday this year......

So i haven't blogged since Mini's bday....and I had been planning on blogging this past week...especially since it has been a terrible week with scrooges in the store...I was going to write about the shi**er paying me a visit last saturday...however she seems to have gotten her a** problem in check and did not need to use our bathroom and need to utilize my sh*t cleaning services.....in the interim....i have been dealing with the most evil people known to man and had this woman literally yelling at me all week informing me that myself and staff were rude..UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM yah right lady...i get paid to be nice to people......and to be quite honest, i'm really good at it....which takes me to thursday night...
Now lets be honest...i haven't gone out on a thursday night in probs over a year...however it had been a painfully long week and Mini called me wanting to go out...mini knowing that something so unplanned was unlike me , but you know what...i could not deal with another person wearing our clothes and attempting to return them...so you know what..i was going out...and going out hard...bc when i tell you that customers seem to think that it is perfectly acceptable to be rude to people that is not an under statement...what is it about the holidays that brings out the worst in people??s
So anyways i forgo my Survivor obsession and hop in the shower after returning from the gym...where i force myself to work out insanely long thinking that seanie poo will show his darling face in there if i stay for just five more minutes...but at least i have toned arms which i have seanie to thank for...bc i would never lift weights in the gym if i didnt think that seanie poo was going to come...omg did i just type that?? haha......whatever i dont care............but to no avail..he wasn't coming tonight....
....so Mini and i go out.....where we run into Bunny Boiler wanna be Kimmie Cakes..who fyi has some gastro issue which is quite funny consimdering the girl is tiny and eats hot dogs from a stand every night at midnight..the night was "normal" by all intents and purposes.....however we deciede to switch locations and end up going to the biggest dive bar ever in PB..where they literally have peanuts on the floor....i normally cant stand this place but i had been drinking AND it was 50 degrees in sd which is considered "cold"....and we all know i dont like being cold whatsoever....so we go across the street.....
OBVI there are 20 people total in the bar...seanie poo being one of them...i am shaking....i cant take my life...how and why does this sh*t happen to me? san diego has 1.3 million people why seanie at THIS DIVE ON A THURSDAY??? so i do the mature thing and ignore him...i know he must see me ... considering that there are 20 people total in this place...so i order the double drink WITH a shot.....( compliments of Helen informing me that this what i am supposed to do ) . .... so anyways Mini h aving been there for a total of five minutes has already made friends...and we are talking to these people...who if i remember correctly now that i think about it....are FROM san diego..which is a feat in itself...anyways seanie leaves the bar with girl.....this is not a big deal..i am being a big girl all grown up and mature...its probably for the better....
BUT comes back in ten minutes later???.......and comes up to me....would love to tell you all about our convo...but it is broken at this point..however i will tell you what i do remember even though i'm attempting to erase this from my memory...something along the lines of "brooke i want to be friends with you....but you are crazy....you got it in your head that you want to hook up with me and i am not being an ass when i say that..you decided when you met me that thats what you wanted....." Me : ( mouth agape ) "seanie poo ( oh yah i now call that to his face ) get over yourself....that is NOT true........." then i laugh and say : "okay ..fine you are right...you are funny...haaa i think we could be friends but seriously sean wtf??" i dont know people.....the conversation continues...i do remember.....but lets just say that the killer of the conversation was "brooke trust my memory, i don't drink!" I do end up talking to seanie poo for at least 20 minutes about what i dont know...and i dont want to know....well thats not exactly true...i do remember...i just wanna take an eraser and it make it all go away!
Then i look at him perplexed......he is right...he doesn't drink.............i dont know what to say at this point......i mean what am i supposed to say? "Geez seanie poo i somehow know your flipping scheddie bc my little spies/friends in SD have seen you and tracked you all last wknd and i know all your movements??" I mean wtf???......UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i am getting embarassed as i type this....bc i am remembering our conversation...i am not going to lie...i don't know how to venture at this point....i mean he IS funny and insanely good looking but i sincerely don't think i have ever been called out on "my shit" as i was called out last night.....i mean you don't do that to me! it just doesn't work that way......
So i will leave you all with this..."operation Mini goes on vacation" officially begins on the 15th...Mini is going home for a month and mini and i came up with a "project" to keep me busy for the month that she is gone...haha i don't want to spill the secret but it is good stuff people...so be prepared to hear the stories soon.....but lets just say that if left to my self destructive ways, this "project" will be good for me...otherwise the things i would come up with on my own aren't generally good for me...but i will be going on sober dates...no you read that correctly....no keep laughing...but i will........
So until then... i have one more week with Mini until Santa comes to visit.....