Sorry I'm not the most boring person....

Wow....It's been over a month I see since I've "blogged"....and I have some minor updates and comical situations to discuss....I would like to start with last weekends "situation".....sooooooooo the week prior, I had once again a bit too much free time and had also "forgotten" about the match dot com biznas which they conveniently wont let me cancel until the end of May...so i decide to re-check it out as I realize i hadn't even logged in over a month....so long story short....some decent looking working guy had "winked" at me....and well fast forward one week later we had graduated to "talking" every night over AOL IM...classic brooke communication...but whatever...biff is funny...and yes you read that correctly..that is not his name obvi..but unfortunately for him that is going to be his name for the duration of our ?? ..there is no secret story behind it...but i find it fitting.."biff"..... ANYWAYS so five months into match i officially met my first "matcher"....lol....so we met at yet another classy pacific beach establishment which boosts $2 you call its on saturday night...with our friends..at midnight...LOL....very "safe" in Brooke world....sooooo we meet and gasp he's normal!!! and cute to boot...and funny...so we continue to talk in movie quotes and attempt to out-quote one another which most people would probs find annoying..i've gotta give it to the kid...he def has me on my toes with this movie business...now if both of us could have only been able to retain that much info in school as we can in movies.....but to be honest it surprisingly wasn't awkward and i felt like we had enough to talk about, etc...so then he suggests Hoboken the infamous pizza place...so i'm like why not..it will save me from calling them an hour later anyways....
So we got to Hoboken.... biff and myself and his two friends...mary and helen are long wasted and gone at this point in the night....so once again each girl to their own....so his friend must be able to sense my "wild side" and dares me to throw a piece of pizza across the restaurant and attempt to start a food fight...um okay? why would i not??so i use my best derek jeter and hit some stranger smack in the chest across the place...i think biff was surprised and speechless...but HELLO i can't turn down a dare...now of course this guy has no idea who/what just happened as i make our entire table to "keep acting normal" so no one will know where it came from....lol....sooo obvi who should stumble in fifteen minutes later? mini obvi...i had left her over an hour ago...and gasp here she was with her "new friend"....she doesn't see me...and i let her enjoy her time...as i know i am going to be walking her home shortly...so after some greasy pizza i tell "my new friends" that i have to walk my friend home...biff offers to come...but not before picking up his beach cruiser from his first bar stop of the night..yes you read that correctly...gotta love san diego...aren't BUIs an issue around here!?!?.....so he rides his bike to minis with me and mini and her new friend...so back at mary's apartment....we have mary now guzzling beers, her new stranger? friend, melanie the ever so loud drama queen...who was def anger ridden that night, myself and biff....this is a funny set up...mary obvi NEEDS to put in What About Bob....where she attempts to quote the entire movie....especially the "i have turrets line....sh*t...fu**er....etc"...but she is even slurring those words.....not even five minutes later...we have Helen and Kevin come in where Helen is so obliterated that she cant decide to eat her pizza or McDs first...Kevin being the polite lush begins taking shots of Captain....and begging any and all to join in...now mind you it is 2:30a.m. and i have biff who i had just met with me here at Mary's apartment......I was a "good drunk"....i was drunk enough to know that this was potentially awkward/embarrassing...but not drunk enough to leave...so i attempt to put Helen to bed where she falls out of bed and takes down the lamp with her...oh well i tried...the night continues on....with Mary continually drinking and slurring what about bob lines.....Melaine complaining about anything and everything...and Kevin just being his general inappropriate self....soooo i text biff who is sitting across from me just taking in this whole situation....that i am going home...so we leave...where he tells me he will "give me a ride home"...on his beach cruiser...so i sit on the handlebars...and by god, god was on my side that night bc i immediately got off knowing that nothing good could have come from that...so since i left my shoes inside I inform biff that i will race him home...so i run..barefoot.....as in full out sprint with biff biking next to me back to my apartment..five blocks away..in my "little ensemble of the night..."...so then we get back to my apt..and .....oh god this has the potential to be awkward...
But alas...it really wasn't.....i thanked biff for a fun night...i mean..what possibly could he be thinking i have no idea..so we make out like eighth graders....and i go to bed without having to order Hoboken..and pass out to Brokedown palace...( Note : no drunken texts to anyone....keep reading why.... )
So I officially survived my first ( and since there has been a second...it wasnt my last ) "matcher" meeting..lol wow i am becoming a big girl....I am so proud of myself...LOL.....Don't quite know where/what to say about biff just yet.....as my mom used to say "we'll see" ( which obvi always meant no but whatever... ) .... and this "situation" was without the work of my former shrinkie as we officially broke up months ago.....lol i think she would be equally as proud...
In other news, our good friend who has been living in SD less than one year from his last deployment is now back in the tourist friendly Iraq...pf did text me at 6:15am to let me know that he was leaving.....when i asked if he was interested in hanging out before oh i dont know he went to war for seven months..i got no response......wow that was nice...but being the big girl that i am i picked myself up and brushed off the dirt...honestly....i can seriously only laugh...at least i won't be using up his text plan for the next year!!!
Anyways.....I also don't think there will be anymore "seanie poo poo" run ins...since our one and only sober mini hello convo last month...as my myspace creeping has informed me that he is now a home owner in downtown san diego...so def no more gym or pb run ins...oh well......this move is just saving me from a potential tragic mistake..
And finally I bet many of you were wondering why i haven't been talking about mini's impeding sd departure...oopsie did i forget to mention that one MINOR detail.....ohhh that's because mary has decided that sd really isn't that ghetto and going back to live with her parents "in the real world" ..would be worse...so she will be remaining in SD until August 01st..ohhhh "grown up world" beware...Mary is here.....so that obvi makes me beyond happy and should make you all very excited to know that more entertaining blogs will be coming this summer.....