Mini is officially an adult....

Hmm...once again it's been a while...I've been extra ADD lately and blogging has taken a back seat...alot has happened in the past month..some good, some bad...so i will simply have to do a miniature "recap"....I re read my last blog...and realized that it mainly had to do with Biff..well come on now people..this is me, its been over a month...obvi Biff is NO LONGER in the picture..that would be too normal....i mean things were going too normally for a month for me to somehow mess it up classic brooke style...i would really rather not get into logistics about it...but i will share one of my more favorable stories with you all from this past month.....So my little girl mini me is all grown up and time for her college graduation..obvi it occur ed on one of the 14 days a year it actually rains in SD...so her family has quite the night arranged....we meet for "pre cocktails" in her parents hotel room...her mom being the qui essential SF Martha Stewart mom had all the drinks, salami and cold cuts... that any young girl could imagine...so i finally get to meet the whole fam..my attention focused solely on Kelley..well thats just something else that is distorted..sooooo after two drinks..we head to Del Mar to Jakes...the waterfront restaurant..now since Mary had lost her license the night prior and Kelley was still vomiting from the night prior, that left four bottles of wine to be consumed by myself, Heidi, and her aunts..yikes....sooooooooooooo after Sprinkles and four glasses of wine..( how was i supposed to know that equates to an entire bottle )...we are headed back to PB..now mary was planning on having a "house party" since the poor girl has no form of identification..her passport long being misplaced in her sorority house...so i texted the good old biffer who tells me to meet him and his friends at the Mission beach dive bar...i think about it for one hot second and decide sure why not? i mean i am only wearing a Theory cocktail dress and going to meet six guys..this is rational..i haven't been drinking....sooooooooooo i go....i meet his friends again with some new ones in the mix.....end up having a blast....some drinks perhaps a shot or two? who' s counting? not me...well maybe the bouncer who pointed at me as i was "coming" aka stumbling down the stairs..i was "asked to leave" now i'm laughing...i have lived in SD for three years now and have never been "asked to leave"..i find this hysterical..i don't even put up a fight...i totally acknowledge and accept this beefcakes' decision..i mean after all it is his job...so biff accompanies me out...to where?oh marys house of course...which is in full swing seeing that it is only 12:30...yah i had a good time..there are pics to prove it...i mean me brooke?make out with someone in public...as if! but i guess i did..Unfortunately for reasons i'm still unclear about, the biffer and i are no longer in communications.....something along the lines of me not wanting to go to Hoboken pizza at 2am..lol something like that..as of today..we are in "strained communications"...we are still talking? but not really...i'm not overly concerned about the situation because farm boy and i are going to see each other again..this is PB..we go to the same bars...man oh man...i have a bad feeling about that potential run in....oh did i mention? i had a "run in"....and no not pf!! puh lease iraq people... we all cant forget "fingerhut" yes that is his name...the boy who infamously i won a bet upon over a year ago.....and the irony is joanie still hasn't paid up..whatever..so i see him, have not seen him in over a year!! he accused me of doing drugs..which i found rather hysterical seeing that i dont do drugs!! but i got a good laugh needless to say...so he wants me to take his number again..but alas i have it saved!!! so what happens next??...oh yeah he might have gone into my phone and seen that his name is saved as "dirty ass loser"...OOPSIE..i just laughed, i didn't even apologize...yah hello? that prevents me from ever even THINKING about calling him...duh! In other news, I went to my "Portland contest" two weeks ago...lol....lets just say i was the girl during the 5k walk that stopped for cotton candy..oh did i mention it was a mere 45 degrees in June?!?! wtf?! Hahah...nothing overly exciting to report about the trip...Sooo back in the day when i mentioned I was looking for a condo...and put an offer in March on a "short sale" ( no pun intended ) I found out the bank accepted my offer two weeks ago...so for the past two weeks i have been dealing with loans, HOAs, home inspections, etc...things that I feel ill equipped to deal with....
So that's all I've got to report..I have one last month with Mini..no really..she IS going August 01st..despite my offer of renting my other room to her for $69 bucks....so in the interim we'll be cruising on our bikes...oh yah...my next blog will be about last Wednesdays' bike booze cruise..stay tuned...but whats important is that i'm still alive to blog about that adventure....