Summer Re-Cap

Hmmm...yah I know people...I haven't blogged in about a month...but fyi I also moved and was without the Internet for a considerable amount of time...I orginally planned on blogging Labor Days' festivities...but since they proved both hot, sweaty, and not blackout drunk I will not bore you with a blog on that weekend....however I decided to "re-cap" my summer in SD 2007....
I suppose it's fair to ascertain that my summer officially began the wknd prior to Mem Day in Boston...since I wasn't blogging back in May, I will just summarize that weekend with a long mis-routed flight into Boston which left me shivering cold in the 40 degree weather on Joanie's porch at 2am only to have "MC" show up with her 30 minutes later...um yah....even two xanax that night still left me with not sleeping....but then again it WAS "MC" and well i spent a good 4 years of my life wasted on thoughts about him..i still sure would love to have seen "joanie helping him get a cab"....yah lol.....As if that wasn't enough lets not forget the next night having "Chops" come to Joanie's apt at 2am as well....( hmm is this 2am thing a pattern for me? ) - yah and again i was sober....people how i survived that wknd is beyond me.....
But whateves...I was excited to be back in the land of 70 degree weather the next week...and especially excited to see "pf"....back from a long overdue deployment in ICrap...oh yah we saw each other all right....again at 2am...and low and behold i didn't see him again until the night of my original blog...shocker i know...( please note sarcasm )....
The summer continued on...with some new other developments in my life...seeing that this "pf" situation was going nowhere fast...I had to move on...no really i did.....so I "BAS" broke down and went on three "sober" dates...which is NO easy feat for me...and then i obvi got bored with that nonsense and frankly it wasn't all that fun...i just wanted to prove i could do it..like helloo.....and he was 33....a little too mature for me shall we say??
Obvi there is/was the work drama...as there always is at that place...I mean we have the no-call/no-show from the girl whom I'll call "BL"...which was probs for the better.......as she was more concerned with weight lifting and eating cauliflower...but none the less, this was def going to interfere with my "wknd activities".....Then bring on Lil Kim from the Dirty Jersey....I sure hope my 4'11'' friend from Jersey learned her lesson about meeting peeps from Match.com and moving across the country with the m.....all under a month no less....needless to say they broke up....and once again i was without an assistant......and to think that gasp I had another sober date that week lined up that i had to cancel...lol....
Sigh...but Mini and Jas saved the day......and stepped it up....so then of course i had to 'thank' Mini....and what started out as "one night of fun" turned into hmmm shall we say a debauchery/mess on every single saturday night for the rest of the summer.....I have spoken at length about "mini" and i wont bore you all with the details of our shared neurosis.....but i won't lie...our messy saturdays are/were a ton of fun...and most people should only be so lucky to be included....lol jk.....
In the interim other odds and ends occurred...which are no less significant in my life....some include......meeting Debra who in her boredom vacuums walls.....meeting the "23 year old" who chose a girl who wears Crocs over me......finding a fabulous new apt beach side no less...avoiding the dentist successfully for three months....cleaning up two 'messes' of customers who have 'shit' in our clothes...not once but TWICE this summer....OHHH learning how to delete numbers from my phone and NOT drunkenly dial them anymore...( this is what my shrinkie just might even call progress....)
Sigh yes people I have grown up just a little bit this summer...I don't have any idea what the fall entails....but I'll be sure to keep you all in the loop of any major changes/stories...