Well she's back.....Mini that is...so of course I've got a "blog" for everyones' entertainment....now the irony of this particular blog is that this one goes all the way back to one of my first ever "blogs" written back in August....anyways......
Firstly we have to talk about this past week pre-Mini's arrival...I was feeling saucy on Thursday...so saucy that I chopped off all my hair...no really...I am calling myself Grandma Peter Pan.....my hair is really short...but as my niece says "It's just hair, it'll grow back..." Yes Madison I agree, however when you only have five pieces to begin with..it makes the process seem that much longer......So yah I chopped the hair on Thursday...I think it was in some sort of unconscience to meeting my realtor..yes you read that correctly...I guess it's time to grow up and buy a place....that's what adults do these days isn't it....now this my friends is going to be a stressful process I can already tell...let me just give you a tidbit..did not realize that renovations/upgrades ie. new countertops in the exact same apartment complex for the exact same unit could raise the price of a condo upwards of $50,000...um are you kidding me??? so when she asks if i would consider a "fixer upper" , I know we are going to have problems..bc no i am the least handy girl ever...i mean i don't even own a screwdriver....but i can't exactly afford cherry stained wood floors either.....but i can't deal with that right now.....
So Mini me came "home".....I got to see her ( or rescue her from her rm's Jim Morrison bf ) on friday...we confirmed our plans for saturday...soooooooooo yah...I must preface this story in that for the first time in three years in SD i decided to wear a skirt..yah i don't do skirts...or dresses for that matter..i mean we all remember what happened last time i wore a dress....and especially NOT with the big calf boots...lol i was feeling REALLY saucy....what is that expression? you act as you dress or something....so anyways a slew of us go to a bar in nearby PB.....where I also met up with the 24 Hour Fitness Crew....that was fun until I was informed that I was called "slouching Brooke"...i was rather confused but my question was answered when they told me that think its funny that i slouch and sleep on the elliptical...wow that is nice...but HELLO i HAVE to go to the gym no matter how tired i am..i mean i might see Seanie Poo Poo...lol just like last wednesday...( thank goodness he has not seen Peter Pan do yet... ) so anyways i somehow decide to be "mature" and not drink too much ( i mean i was with a bunch of trainers after all, isn't alks bad for the body? lol ) so mini and i go to the biggest dive ever at exactly midnight....( time to start drinking properly...lol ) not quite sure why we decided that we HAD to wait till midnight to go...so we go and decide to go next door to the peanut-infested bar otherwise known as Bubs..well we couldn't get in...as Mary had left her ID at the other bar, so after picking up her purse and entire life contents' from the sidewalk, as she was convinced her ID was hidden in her purse and proceeded to dump her purse on the sidewalk....we finally get back in..when we walk in and mary sees her "boy" from the Seanie Poo run in night...oh i didn't mention she went home with this "gentleman" that night...so she goes in and was "upset" with him as he didn't get her number...( details on that to follow )...so i tell him its my 29th bday...so he wants to buy shots for my sister and I...lol why these lies come out is beyond me....so four free drinks and 45 minutes later....he has bought my sister and I ( me being named Lydia of course )...i then realize that i am on my own some to get home...mary has a new friend...and fyi i have the pics to prove it...sigh how do we start with 12 and it always end up being just mini and I? and then just me?? .....
Sooooooooo i do what i do every saturday night...I walk home......I couldnt run this time since i was wearing the hooker boots...now i haven't actually been admitting this...but i should just let everyone know that i would guesstimate that i call pf ohhh um just about every single saturday night btwn the hours of midnight and four anywhere from 1 to 12 times a night every single saturday beginning in august..this is embarrassing..esp since he has not ONCE responded..and yes i do leave VMs too...ugh and yes i am 28...however sometime in late Dec. , pf decides to respond to one of my sober "day texts" ( yes people i agree you would think that i would get the hint...but no not me ) so somehow we start texting..well i should write, he actually starts RESPONDING to me..yah five months later...we are making progress...he likes my rhyming "wakie wakie eggs and bakie" text messages....so i guess it should come as no surprise that i somehow meet up with him on my walk home at the one and only 7 Eleven..oh my beloved 7 Eleven...this is funny..so funny tha i see him and can only start laughing.....i mean what do you say to someone who you apparently want to talk so desperately to for the past five months??? i was actually pretty quiet..well lets be honest...not really...but whatever......I won't bore you with the details..however I will leave you all with this one...."well you know I'm deploying on June 01st for a year...." smile...Ugh why wouldn't you be??!! Be sure to say hi to richie poo poo from match dot com for me.....so yah....i don't even know what else to elaborate on this one...i'm sure we will pick up right where we left off...aka i will call you on saturday night! LOL...i should have used that one...so i guess i will see you in what five? six? months??
That's all i got...this fab story complete with a bad haircut...Boy, I sure am glad Mini Me has come back to play in SD...life just wasn't the same without her.....
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