SOS

Sersiously...not to be like whatever...but here it goes...So I thought I would just post a generalized update on the past month without Mini....life has been relatively uneventful...wait i scratch that, but none the less I will just fill in the past month with a general re-cap and the brief synopsis of last night...
Some things to report on the last month...so this whole match dot com biznas..um yah no...i'm really not into it...like at all...i dont know if its me me, or just the whole match thing, but whatever...i guess i AM more into looks than i care to admit..but whatever it is what it is...however there was one person who caught my interest..now his deal ... is from NY lived in Mass but recently relocated to SD..yah you know what that means..marine much..but whatever he is hot and his arms are legit bigger than my head...so we do the natural brooke communication and start with email and eventually graduate to texting..lol...he is definitely really funny and i know we will get along...so in my little head i "plan" on having meet us out this next weekend..and to be honest, i think its funny he hadn't tried to meet up just yet..so anyways this past Thursday ( sigh everyone Survivor is on temporary break ) night we are texting away..for probably an hour..now mind you we are discussing gambling...like hello...does he not know that my sister is a shrink who works at a gambling intervention center?? so him telling me that he plays poker alot...so anyways mid "normal" texting...i recieve this "there is something you should know. The reason I haven't pushed to meet up with you is bc i am leaving for Iraq next Friday for a year. Thought you should know." Exact verbatim.....um okay Richie Poo Poo ~ then why are you on match...but wait ! he still wants to KIT via email...LOL...I hate match dot com ....
Soooo yah in other exciting news...Maria has agreed to go out this past weekend...this is major....I am excited....However Maria and I together can be not so good...I almost forgot about it......until of course I woke up this morning...so let me preface the story of our neighbor Devlin...he is hot..he is 30 something..owns the condo across the way in our complex...has semi-gf?...we don't know....but see "blondie" sporadically around..she is annoying...so anyways Devlin is hot and it's unfornuate when i tell you that LITERALLY he has only seen me very early in the morning in pajamas or late at night with Maria again in pajamas on the communal porch..literally he has never seen me with make up or jeans..its sad...we have only talked maybe two or three times, as i only see him EARLY and i refuse to even open my mouth with bed head....however this past week he stumbled home with "blondie" and talked with maria and i ( again me wearing gross mis matched pajamas ) and was wasted and funny.....so i don't know what came over me on saturday a.m...at aroudn 630 when i saw him with huge Diors, huge Abercrombie sweats and huge Northface , to actually talk to him when i saw him in the garage..me en route the 7 Eleven for coffee, him i dont know doing what, however i took off the shades ( this is major people ) and asked him what he was doing this weekend and he informed me it was his bday ( age unoted, we know mid 30s ) ~ so i invited him over if he wanted to drink with maria and i before we went out, he said maybe...well who shows up in our apt at 930?.....so anyways we talk...this is normal..I AM SOBER..he asks me why i get up so early..like hello does he think that i enjoy getting up at 6am??...i ask him why HE is up so early..and he cant sleep either...lol..we would make a fab match..he declines our invite to join us when i informed him on our way out that if he didn't come, i would be sure to bang on his door when i got home, he said he would like that...lol...does he not know me???....
So back to Johnny V's...where i harass the bartender in the back who doesn't think my little "i know you" joke is funny anymore..i really gotta stop going there...nothing good rarely comes out of that place..well...but whatever.....so Maria is up to her old antics...and has a man in tow....so I am forced to "run/walk" home...lol....I get home just as Maria and "guest" arrive with the new friend Tam...i order Hoboken Pizza..where they say literally "we will only come if you won't pass out this time" ~ great so the pizza place remembers me as the girl who passes out?!?! classy...so after that call, I bang on Devlins door at approximately 2 ish...and anyone who knows me...knows this wasnt a knock..i was banging...and went back downstairs ten minutes later...and banged again..lol..i'm funny.....so in the interim of waiting for the pizza, i turn on the comp, manage to myspace Seanie Poo Poo ~ yes i am that pathetic...and i HATE the myspace for not being able to delete a message .... try to sleep but cant.....so what do i do...i do what i do best..i call pf....ohhhhh did i mention four times...and only texted him five times....but here is the kicker on this one....Mr. Forrest has taken to actually start texting me back about a month ago.....so he goes three months without talking to me and now responds...fasinating....but whatever......so yah this is my life......someone needs to save me from myself....
I have been holed up in the apt all day..as i do NOT want to see my next door neighbor..lol..as in we share the same patio furniture....lol...so there i was watching Bad Santa ( its hangover Sunday ) and what do i hear at 9pm?! Someone is banging banging on our door.....i am dying....it's Devlin....so i do what i do best....i ignore it and pretend this is not my life...
PS. Mini is coming back early...as in next Saturday...stay posted!